The case of the disappearing Ass

I am pleased to announce that I have finally taken on board the feedback from my friends about my "Fat Jeans". I will endeavor to wear some more fitting clothes as I slowly shrink. However....now and then when needing inspiration....I might be inclined to put those jeans on, as they are kind of my BADGE OF HONOR, and they remind me of how well I have done so far. I have gone so far as to buy a belt that I can wear with them though, so I can at least stop wearing them like the boys do.....low riding. As even I have to admit they did look pretty silly without the belt (looked like they were missing something) oh yeah....that's right....they were missing something ... MY ASS. Well from the case of the disappearing Ass, I now must rush off and sort out the crime scene in my house. Smooch just bought his latest kill in and placed it under the spare bed. I think he has decided that as a CAT he should have certain house entitlements and have his very own pantry in which he can store some food for later. I am glad I filled up most of under the bed with the old mattress from my Van, as at least his pantry is not as big as it once was. Big bonus this time is that he has actually bothered to kill it first (well it looked quite limp, hopefully not playing dead). I usually have to wait a few days for him to catch them again before we get to the crime scene stage. Praying for some more sunny weather so the RATS stay in their holes.....as every time it rains, I end up with RAT takeaways being left abandoned in the house by smooch. He is sitting staring at me OH SO PROUD right now. No "Who Done It" in this case. Night for now. And I am so praying it really was dead.....Wish me luck for the removal of the evidence. UGGGGHHHH! I am just having a horrible thought......I wonder how many more are under there, that I haven't seen him bring in.....YUCK! Night everyone, have a fabulous week.