What were they thinking!

So....anyway....one of my experiences last week was certainly an interesting one, and I am so glad they don't have security cameras in changing rooms...WELL LET'S BLOODY HOPE NOT ANYWAY! So as one is shrinking in the "Ass" region, I am also shrinking in the "Boob" region....and while most women would be really bummed about that....I am quite excited about that prospect. As I have always been more an admirer of the "pert and perfect", than the "hang low, more than a handful" kind. So anyway this led me to a visit to farmers and I decided to have a try of their "triathlon" range. As I gathered this would be the most obvious choice. Well.....oh my god! It was frustrating, hilarious, slightly frightening (was I ever going to get back out again!) and also praying I would not need to ask for assistance! What were they thinking when they designed these, and why are they making these "straightjackets for boobs" for larger sizes....when the only way you would have a hope of managing them would be if you were bendy like a yoga instructor or have a past job as a contortionist, and thin like "Twiggy" the model not the "Twigster".